the "wedge-your-way-in" approach

it always works. i swear. if you want someone to do something for you, you need to wedge your way in. for example, if you want a sc2 beta key, just tell your friend that you want to play it once, then eventually it'll lead to "i'll just play when you're not playing" and then inevitably "it's mine now bitch." first you need to tell them something small, something that'll let you "wedge your way through" into bigger possibilities. slowly over time you can forge your way through to get what you want.

also it's like buttsex. stick it in her butt, at first she'll be like "oh it's in the wrong hole," but you should respond with "no wait, just wait," just keep telling her that and eventually she'll like the idea of buttsecks (true story my friend did this). you need to wedge your penis slowly into her butthole. thus the term i coined, the "wedge-your-way-in" approach.