Saturday, December 19, 2009

"Dad, I'm Homosex"

"What would you do if you woke up and your friend was sucking your dick?"

Okay first of all, I'd push said friend off my dick (or maybe they might as well suck my cum out since they're already there, naw that's just gay) and I'd be mad for 3 reasons. First of all, I'd be mad for the sheer gayness and when I mean gayness, I mean homosexuality. I am homophobic to a degree. Secondly, I'd be pissed because if they were my friend, I would expect them to tell me they were gay. I have no problem with gay people, but a friend keeping a secret like that is just back-stabbing and also shady. Thirdly, I'd be mad because my friend is sucking my dick. MY DICK! Without my express permission. That's violating my rights and I would not be cool with that.

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